Rat Real Estate
Domestic
Living
   
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            - Cozy studio apartment perfect for single
            rat
 
            
            -  1 BR studio apartment
 
            
            -  38 square inches
 
            
            -  Finest quality Kleenex & Quaker oats
            boxes
 
            
            -  Single entry prevents drafts and unwanted
            light
 
            
            -  Thin walls ideal for warm climate
 
            
            -  Brand new
 
          
         
         
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            - Luxury residence for multi-rat group
 
            
            -  88 square inches
 
            
            -  Two doors and ceiling exit encourage
            harmonious residential living
 
            
            -  Cathedral ceilings provide spaciousness,
            allow for ratpiles
 
            
            -  Open floorplan
 
            
            -  Brand new
 
          
         
         
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            - Excellent development potential!
 
            
            -  108 Square inches
 
            
            -  Charming classic ranch home
 
            
            -  Two dark nest corners
 
            
            -  Thick, corrugated walls for maximum heat
            retention and darkness
 
            
            -  Sturdy roof perfect for basking
 
            
            -  Custom designed door and ceiling exits
 
            
            -  Floor needssome
            work
 
            
            -  Sold as is
 
          
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Country Homes
Affordable
Country Homes
   
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            - Sunny duplex: start your own colony!
 
            
            -  Two front door system ideal for extended
            family
 
            
            -  Connect the two halves for large burrow
            system
 
            
            -  Leave connection closed for more
            privacy
 
            
            -  Low grass provides excellent visibility
 
            
            -  Proximity to road reduces coyote
            presence
 
          
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            - Brand new baby oak home!
 
            
            -  Can't afford a mature oak? Buy next to a
            sapling!
 
            
            - Wise investment!
 
            
            -  2 BR, 1 Bath, 1 storage area, 2 exits
 
            
            -  Up to date drainage
 
            
            
          
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            - Classic, stately home
 
            
            -  4 BR, 1 Bath, 2 storage areas, 2 exits
 
            
            -  Custom arched front door
 
            
            -  Sunken entrance
 
            
            - ideal for unobserved basking and surveying
 
            
            -  Smooth, well-worn tunnels
 
            
            -  No intruding roots
 
            
            -  Soft, mature grass landscaping
 
            
            -  Near-invisible bolthole hidden in nearby
            grass
 
            
            - perfect for vanishing
            
            
   
          
         
         
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            - Romantic root house: live in a fairy
            tale!
 
            
            -  2 BR, 1 Bath, 2 exits
 
            
            -  Delightful location at base of ancient
            tree
 
            
            -  Custom entrance between ancient tree
            roots
 
            
            -  Packed earth allows good drainage
 
            
            -  Nearby vines provide cover
 
          
         
         
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            - Ideal starter burrow!
 
            
            - Recently left your parents? Tired of renting?
 
            
            - Visit our latest affordable burrow!
 
            
            -  1 BR, 1 Bath, 1 storage room, 1 exit
 
            
            -  Compact, cozy studio
 
            
            -  Packed earth surroundings allow for maximum
            visibility
 
            
            -  Nearby olympic-size puddle provides seasonal
            water
 
            
            -  Human automobile traffic overhead keeps
            predators away!
 
            
            -  Sold as is
 
          
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Luxury Country
Estates
"The Oak Treehouse": prestigious country
estate
 
 "The Olives": luxury tree
estate
   
      
         
              
            
            - Luxury olive tree
            estate
 
          
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            - "The Olives": luxury tree estate
 
            
            -  5 BR, 3 Baths, 2 storage areas, two exits
 
            
            -  Tunnel system covers 10 square yards
            underground
 
            
            -  Two raised wooden decks allow for basking and
            sentry duty
 
            
            -  Unique, artistic home encased in tree
            trunk
 
            
            -  Maximum security from inclement weather and
            predators
 
            
            -  Mature landscaping
 
            
            -  Excellent drainage
 
            
            -  Quiet neighborhood
 
          
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            - Hidden front door
 
          
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            -  Private, discreet, sheltered front door
            visible only from one side
 
            
            -  Western exposure for gorgeous sunsets and
 
            
            - optimal twilight illumination
 
            
            -  Front door has easy access to safe, raised
            basking deck
 
          
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            - View from front
            door
 
          
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            -  Gorgeous view onto California oak and
            eucalyptus landscape
 
            
            -  Excellent visibility while staying
            invisible to predators
 
          
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            - Discreet bolthole four yards from
            tree
 
          
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            -  Discreet bolthole 4 m south of tree
 
            
            -  Allows for rapid retreat underground
 
            
            -  Serves as emergency exit
 
          
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            - Bolthole
 
          
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            -  Small, tidy bolthole
 
            
            -  No conspicuous dirt mound
 
            
            -  Sunken entrance only visible from above
 
          
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Disclaimer: This page is for humorous purposes only. Note that the
burrows portrayed above are not actual wild rat burrows. These are
the burrows of California ground squirrels.